February 2011
It has come to my attention that, of all the...
So, I haven’t made an actual proper blog post in a while, I think it’s about time I did. So let’s catch up.
I went shopping CRAZY and spent like $350 in two days. A lot of it went online, and then there was a sale in Urban Outfitters, then James and I went out for lunch on Sunday and well…there were shops. With things I wanted. So I bought them. And I had to pay for hot...
January 2011
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
hyliancitizen:
you look at your best friend like
and your best friend looks at you like
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
Yeah. Fuck you.
Chapter four.
So here I am again, searching the streets for another human to kill. It’s about 4am by now, the streets are utterly deserted and Jakob’s starting to sweat profusely. He’s groaning and clutching his stomach, and I know how terrible he feels right now. I have to help him. I did this to him, and truth be told I do feel kind of guilty. I find myself trying to comfort him.
...
Boyfriend discussions.
Jesse. says:
he's trying to fatten me up for winter
but i'm sad cause i have chubby cheeks again ):
ColinStylishWilliamAdams™☮...Medicated and Motivated. says:
Winter's over. Maybe he just likes it when you look like you're 6.
Maybe he's secretly a pedo, and I mean...you're awfully short and young looking.
Maybe he likes that.
He calls you "baby" right?
Jesse. says:
yus.
ColinStylishWilliamAdams™☮...Medicated and Motivated. says:
He refers to you as his "boy" right?
Jesse. says:
yus
ColinStylishWilliamAdams™☮...Medicated and Motivated. says:
Yeah, I think you're boyfriend's a class A pedo.
Jesse. says:
nuuu
he's a class A SEXBOMB ♥
Chapter three.
So there we are, just sitting on my bed, the taste of his blood still sweet in my mouth. I lick my lips. The silence between us is deafening. He’s just sitting there holding his legs, his eyes boring into me. I pick at my nails, trying to avert his gaze but I can feel it on me, heavy and stifling. I look at him, go to say something but no words come out. I’m sat there with my mouth...
jakobree asked: WHAT. WHO HACKED YOU. I WILL. STAB THEM. IN THE. CLITORIS. NO JOKE.
For you.
I want a lot of things. I probably make more wishes than any other guy out there. And a lot of them are about you.
I want to know what you look like first thing in the morning, before you have time to care about your appearance.
I want to listen to you laugh uncontrollably, that kind of laughter that comes right from the bottom of your tummy, and you couldn’t stop it if you wanted to.
I...
JAKOB, READ THIS o-o
I am pretty sure my IMVU has been like…hacked or something D: ;~; and then I realised that’s the ONLY way I can contact you, apart from on here if you happen to go on it. PLZ DO ;~; add my msn! It’s…uhm…okay I’ma encode it, so I don’t get random msn adds o-o uhm, take my name on IMVU and add a - between the two words in my name. Then add @hotmail.com to...
Chapter two.
After I got changed, so did every single insignificant little aspect of my life. That was something I wasn’t prepared for. I went back to my empty little Brooklyn apartment, not even a little out of breath from running, and realised it was after 3am. Usually around this time I’d crawl into bed and try to get some sleep, but right now I was so full of energy..it was coursing through my...
Bullshit, lies and drama.
You know those friends who are so amazingly nice to your face, but take the first oppertunity they get to run their mouths and bitch behind your back?
You know those people who are so obsessed with hating you that they’ll do all they can to try and fuck up your day and make you miserable?
You know those guys who promise they’ll never leave, say they’ll love you forever and feed...
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Jakob MADE me do this. Pay no attention. Chapter...
Imagine watching everyone you’ve ever loved die. Imagine living through the pain and suffering as, one by one, everyone you’ve ever known in your sad little life drops around you like flies. Jakob and I? We didn’t have to imagine this. For us, this was reality. We were the stuff of legends and horror movies, featured in those ghost stories you heard at your friend’s house...
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Odds and ends. Bits and bobs. Here and there.
Today has been…a day. I woke up. Then I ate some breakfast and checked my messages. And then 11 hours later I started writing a blog post. I got so much sleep last night, so I woke up feeling awesome, and NOT HUNG OVER -cool guy shades- but I realised in a month and -counts on fingers- ..9 days I will be 21 years old. And that is very old. I do not want to be 21. That means drinking...
BILL FUCKING MURRAY →
Ahaha, back when my friends and I had to talk in code around “that guy we all hated cause he fucked me about”, my code name was “BILL FUCKING MURRAY”. THE MAN IS A LEGEND.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so sexy?
Anonymous asked: Why are you so sexy?
Oh, and an afterthought..
I have pizza ^x^
om nom nom nom…
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